Thursday, April 17, 2008

Wolf and Turtle's Topsy Turvy Day

Yesterday was the Smelly Turtle's birthday
What an awesome unexpected adventure we had
Everything was topsy turvy on the day of remembrance of the birth of the Mighty Smelly One. On the morning of her birthday, the Smelly Turtle actually showered and shampooed (people gasping) yeap folks, it's true! To start off our day, like every loyal subjects, every weekday the Smelly One have to start her day with a visit to the Kingdom Of UniBath to seek blessing from the Ancient Ducks of UniBath. You may scoff, but for the outsiders who wouldn't know, the route to the Kingdom of UniBath is no picnic. Everyday the loyal subjects would have to climb steep mountains full of old haunted houses, battle the cold and dry Air Goddess, fight their way through the Shy Rabbits Hole Maze just to prove their loyalty to the Ducks of UniBath...yeap, Everyday! Serious! When Turtle at last got her blessing, we made our way to town. By then, we were already hungry and while drooling over every menu we see, we stumbled onto an old secret street called the Cheap Street (it is rumored that the Street is hidden by an ancient magic and will only show itself to some lucky Bath-ians once in 1986 years.How lucky can we be?) and at the end of the Cheap Street there we saw it. The Ultimate Restaurant where our good friend Naan and Tandoori resides. After finished saying hello to both our close friends (burp!!) we excused ourselves and decided to explore more of the magical street. We found out from one of the servants of Naan and Tandoori that there were two powerful dark wizards Mr Mark and Mr Spencer lived just around the corner. We got really excited as this would be our first and only chance of meeting a real Dark Wizard. Turns out, we discovered just how powerful our will is as no amount of dark magic that the two most powerful wizards throw at us would make us succumb to their evil deeds. As a reward, the Fairies of Cheap Street gave us a very special parting gift, a magical GAP sweater which will never ever smell no matter how long the person didn't shower. I thought that this was a perfect gift for the Smelly Turtle not just because it was her birthday, if you get what i mean. The Fairies have also volunteered their crown prince, Hafiz the Gossip to guide us to a neighboring land, Mai Thai where we were welcomed like queens. They even played us a play specially for us titled The Son of Ranbow. I LOVED it. It was so funny and entertaining.By the time it was over, it was already getting late. Tired, we said our thanks and goodbyes to our new friends and made our way home. Phew! What a wonderful day that was and what an awful story this was...Ha! made you read!!

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